| My hubby and I struck a deal | | Just a warning, this discussion is sort of sick. My hubby has this fascination with anal sex, I obliged him on a couple occassions, but it's just not my thing. He's in a good mood today(as opposed to last night)and was joking around with me about the only way he'd let me drive his new car is if I'd let him have his way with me, meaning anally. (Yuck)I don't really want to drive his new car, I have a brand new minivan, why would I care about his car? Men and their cars I guess. Anyway, I told him that I didn't want to drive his car, but obviously he wants my bootie so if he really wants it here was the deal...I'd give him anal sex at least once a month (for 6 months but not to the excess where it would cause anal leakage, I've read stories) in exchange for Dave Matthews Band tickets August 25 at Alpine Valley, $100 Victorias Secret gift card, 6 bottles of my favorite wine ($20 a bottle), and $150 cash to spend however I wanted. My thinking is that he wouldn't take me up on such an outrageous offer. He must want it real bad, because he did take me up on it. I told him I wanted all my gifts up front before he got anything, and I'll be darned he did... | |
| | Victorias Secret 3 million dollar bra | | What do you think of the Victoria's Secret 3 million dollar bra? It had rel diamonds on it. L.O.L. To me I think it is ridiculous! How could you even think about walking around in that thing dangling diamonds and heavy and I would be so uncomfortable and scared to death that the diamonds would fall off not to mention being robbed of it. What were they thinking? That is so beyond me I just don't get it! L.O.L.[em]happy[/em] | |
| | Victorias secret... | | I was wondering how many people shop at victorias secret. If you do or dont why or why not? I have a credit card from there so I like to buy their clothing that they only offer online or in their credit cards. As for their panties, I dont really buy those much because I cant stand to pay ten dollars for one pair of panties. I do buy their bras though because after two kids...they work wonders haha. So does anyone else shop from Victorias secret or have a credit account with them? | |
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| | | Victorias Secret | | A man goes into Victorias Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie. The sales lady brings one out and says that this one is only $250.00. The man says that it is not sheer enough and the sales lady goes and gets two more for him to look at, She say that the second one is only $350 but he says that it is not sheer enough either. The sales lady shows him the last one and tells himn that it will cost him $500 and he buys it and takes it home for his wife to wear for him. She goes into the bedroon to put it on and says to herself that it so sheer that the old coot would not even be able to see that she was wearing nothing and she could turn it back and get the money for herself. She paraded out of the bedroom with out any thing on and asks him what he thought of the new outfit? He replied that for the price that they should at least iron it first. | |
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| | Where is Adriana Lima | | I was checking out film.com and some other sites a couple of weeks ago. Surprisingly, I haven't seen any photos of Adriana Lima in the 2009 Victoria's Secret fashion show. She's my favorite angel! Why isn't she there?Any other fans out there? | |
| | Mom, I think I'm bleeding...milk? | | Most of us men has been caught at least once in our life doing the one-handed trombone slide! I remember back when I was just being fitted for my new body at the age of eleven, all kinds of new and exciting things were beginning to happen.
I still can remember the first time I played with my "Pelvis Elvis" and accidentally fired off my first load. It was in the bathroom of my mother's home one afternoon after school, since that's the best time to do any kind of extra-curricular activity. I saw a "Victoria Secrets" catalog sitting on top of the toilet tank, so I decided to "read" it. When I say read, I mean study the pictures of the women's bodies with a lustful passion. Then I instinctively began the classic "man"-ipulation until I started bleeding......milk?I panicked and ran to tell my mother that I had broken myself somehow expecting that she would know how to fix it. With my pants slightly down below my waist and my "XXX" hanging out at full staff, I am now standing in front of my mother scared to death and all I can see is the look of contained laugher on her face. As she began to snicker more, I began to become a little more relaxed because I figured if she... | |
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| What's Victoria's Secret? | | The Victoria's Secret Annual Fashion Show incorporates elaborate staging and musical performances.
It is the most entertaining, most watched fashion shows in the world -- not to mention the most expensive...
No wonder the show attracts hundreds of celebrities, and entertainers, with special performers and acts every year.
I love the giant angel wings worn by the models, as well as other wings of various forms and sizes such as butterfly, peacock, or devil wings, these are the Victoria's Secret's fashion trademark.
Who's your favourite Victoria's Secret Angel? I personally think Adriana Lima is a Goddess! (which also happens to be her Angel nickname!) | |
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